April 9th, 2009
This guy walks into a bank and up to a female bank teller:
Man: “I want to open a fuckin’ savings account.”
Teller: “Excuse me, sir?”
M: “Listen, bitch, I want to open a fuckin’ savings account.”
T: “Sir, I don’t have to listen to this abusive language.”
M: “LOOK! I just want to open a fuckin’ savings account.”
T: “Sir, you leave me no choice but to speak to the manager.”
The teller walks over and explains the customer’s rude behavior to the bank
manager who then accompanies her back to the teller booth.
Mgr: “Can I help you, sir?”
M: “I want to open a fuckin’ savings account.”
Mgr: “Please, sir, we’ll be delighted to help you, but we must request
that you not use abusive language to our tellers.”
M: “Look. I just won $25 million in the state lottery and I want to
open a fuckin’ savings account!”
Mgr: “I see. And has this cunt been giving you any trouble?”